halo masterchief turned to cortana. “cortana,” he said, “search spacenet for ‘hella boobs’.”
"masterchief, you are looking at boobs. i was designed with the express purpose of being a hologram with boobs, looking naked and everything while people also use me as some kinda super computer. that’s pretty fucked up but here i am"
"cortana i want to look at more boobs. search boobs," replied masterchief grimly, thinking back on the war