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appearances can be deceiving

— 2 weeks ago

look out, mavericks

— 1 month ago

does anyone that one picture of a dude at a tea party rally holding up a sign saying “there sure are a lot of white people here”

— 3 months ago with 2 notes

spacetwinks:

halo masterchief turned to cortana. “cortana,” he said, “search spacenet for ‘hella boobs’.”

"masterchief, you are looking at boobs. i was designed with the express purpose of being a hologram with boobs, looking naked and everything while people also use me as some kinda super computer. that’s pretty fucked up but here i am"

"cortana i want to look at more boobs. search boobs," replied masterchief grimly, thinking back on the war

— 3 months ago with 1953 notes

monetizeyourcat:

thewaitisogre:

femalevillain:

a day in the life of spencer pratt

ok i need to break this up *laganja voice* this is too f*cking much 1. he eats a breakfast burrito every single day that’s amazing 2. look how he’s checking his social media no one checks their phone at the beach on one knee i can’t 3. the way he’s using his laptop cracks me up for some reason 4. it is absolutely not necessary to check every single day if earthquakes are coming actually nothing he’s doing here is necessary 5. ur not busy not even close

this man is like a parody of a human being it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: krisjenner420)

— 3 months ago with 2287 notes
how am i supposed to get anything done with not one, but TWO versions of world war z to not watch??

how am i supposed to get anything done with not one, but TWO versions of world war z to not watch??

— 3 months ago with 1 note
this is my precious shiny ditto, i caught him in firered and have made sure to transfer him up to whatever generation is current. he’s also my breeding ditto, and has been in the daycare center for so long over the years that it’s grown 50+ levels and has probably fucked hundreds of pokemon across 5 games.

this is my precious shiny ditto, i caught him in firered and have made sure to transfer him up to whatever generation is current. he’s also my breeding ditto, and has been in the daycare center for so long over the years that it’s grown 50+ levels and has probably fucked hundreds of pokemon across 5 games.

— 3 months ago with 3 notes